If you're going to drink then why wouldn't you drink like a Pirate?

Drinking isn't something you want to go half-assed at - drinking is something that should be embraced enthusiastically and enjoyed for the glorious gift that it is.

A Note To Non-Drinkers

If you've had a problem with alcohol, or have been affected negatively by someone who is affected by alcohol - we're sorry - really we are, but please don't come sending gratuitous sanctimonious missives about how bad it fucking is.  

We know.

A Note To Drinkers

You should submit your favorite drinking song here:

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